Cartoon Black History: The Animaniacs
The Warner Brothers (and sister) were more than just black in skin color. They were like the animated version of Bebe’s Kids… wait… weren’t they also… ummm… never mind.
Their father was Time Warner. Having a father named Time pretty much explains why their names are Yakko, Wakko and Dot. Mr. Warner was incredibly rich and owned a movie lot. As a way to keep them grounded, he made the younger Warners stay in a water tower. He was a great father.
As heirs to the Warner fortune, The Animaniacs were the richest black children on record. Nevertheless, the siblings had a vice that would eventually be their downfall. They were underage nudists.
Wakko refused to wear pants and Dot was topless everywhere she went. Although Yakko’s decision to go without a shirt is more accepted in public, he had his own disturbing practice that trumped his brother and sister.
Yakko liked to fill his Dockers with various meats and harass people… disgusting. Their lewd antics forced the state to take custody away from Time Warner. While in the system, there was a doctor-in-training that took care of the kids.
The nurse’s beauty only exacerbated the children’s sick fantasies. Yakko and Wakko couldn’t help but be attracted to her.
Despite all the other questionable decisions regarding their sexual urges, the Warner Brothers committed the cardinal sin. They were caught lusting after a white woman.
The security guard at the foster home saw it and snapped. He beat the brothers within an inch of their lives. Dot eventually calmed him down and ran away with her brothers. They entered into witness protection. Rumor has it they changed their names and dimensions and joined the cast of a television show. But there is no way to confirm this. You be the judge.