*UPDATE!!! Unfortunately my “IS BETTER THAN” shirts were taken down because they violated their policy of using celebrity names without consent. SIGH! Sorry. I didn’t know. I feel kind of like I led you astray. I’ll try to do better.*
Good afternoon, my cotton-clad enthusiasts! I’ve been waiting for months to show these shirts to you. I’ve always felt like rappers don’t get the literary accolades they deserve. Even without knowing what they are, rappers have a mastery of metaphors, similes, iambic pentameter, etc. So these are my ode to the best doing it. Here are the first three of the series!
Mr. 3000 is the best rapper in my humble opinion. So he’s also better than the best poet.