Ten Terrific Twitter Testimonials 6
February 14, 2011
That's pretty bad. lol
Here we are on another beautiful Valentine’s Day. These aren’t related at all, but I hope it brings you joy even if you’re not big on the whole February 14 thing. Here. We. Go!
- Guys, stop kissing women’s asses… they always sit down when they go to the bathroom. LOL (I know that was stupid)
- Vampires daydream.
- Trey Songz = UsheR. Kelly
- “Come On Over to My Place.” “Close the Door.” “Turn Out the Lights.” -The Teddy Pendergrass How-To Sex Guide.
- We are VR.
- I’m so tired I feel like an 18 wheeler.
- Have sex backwards… In X-ES. #BitOfAStretch
- If you find yourself being an inconsequential jerk for the rest of today, lose yourself again.
- I bet the first Skinhead had cancer and was mad when his hair fell out after his black doctor gave him chemo. #Hypothesis
- Good night, friends. Always be ready to punch somebody in the face for your freedom.
Egypt knows what I’m talking about! But, see? You don’t always need the entire 140 characters to get your point across. There were some small bursts of genius in there. That’s what she said, condescendingly.
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The Consummate Button Masher 
“Come On Over to My Place.” “Close the Door.” “Turn Out the Lights.” -The Teddy Pendergrass How-To Sex Guide.
hahahahahahahaaa… that sounds much better than The Usher How-To Sex Guide: “I Need a Girl.” “Dirty Dancer.” “‘Love in this Club.” “Burn.” …..it’s okay, they probably make a cream for that.
Hey, that’s at least a fun night!