Ten Terrific Twitter Testimonials 7
I can’t believe you people have read seven weeks of this crap… THANKS! TEEHEE! I swear on Mary Magdalene’s feminine wiles that this will be fun.
- First was ABC’s The View. Now there’s The Talk on CBS. I can’t wait for NBC’s The Sound, Fox’s The Feel and CW’s The Stench.
- I’m a comedian of errors.
- Trying is very trying.
- Q: What would you expect Junior to say after driving his SUV off a cliff? A: Seau. #TooEarly http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5699659
- Have any of you tried to smoke catnip?
Sigh. I hate when stereotypes betray me.
- Vagina is like yogurt… you open it and lick the top to get to the bottom.
- #tweetyour16yearoldself You’re gonna have sex soon and you’re gonna be terrible. PLEASE figure this out before you’re 28!
- Instead of the streets, we are taking to the information super highway. You all will soon see that may even be more influential. #OscarGrant
- @Stryfed: From my good friend @RufioJones: Hilarity, N. Suh #classic
Number 9 was before Egypt. I’m not saying I can predict the future, I’m typing it. Now let me explain 10. I was over @Stryfed’s place watching a Lions game. Jason Hanson was hurt and Ndomukong Suh kicked and missed an extra point. There was laughter and I said that in real life. @Stryfed was kind enough to Tweet it for me. The end.
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