Ten Terrific Twitter Testimonials 9
Well that wasn’t funny LOL! But they brought up good points. You know who else brought up good points? No, I’m literally asking… WELL FINE THEN! Sheesh, if you don’t want to answer, okay. But you don’t have to be a jerk about it. Anyway, here’s some stuff…
- It’s quitting time for me. Have a fabulous night. Use your genitals to fight tyranny this evening.
- The search for “the one” is very painful. It’s like trying to find a needle in a stack of needles.
- I’m bored as 2 by 4.
- “The weather” is the numerator and “I am” the denominator. (AKA I am under the weather)
- Only thing I’ve left Detroit and lost 26 times in a row was my sense of direction. #DetroitLions
- Though my libido is a bigger fan of Serena, Venus has been looking worthy of building a spaceship to get to recently.
- Despite what we’ve been taught, I’m sure KFC stands for “Krap. Fucking Crap.”
- So I was talkin to this girl & said ‘You look like you can go all night. I bet you put the ‘again’ in vagina.’ #CompleteLIES
That picture makes me cringe. Nevertheless, more Tweets next week!
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