Ten Terrific Twitter Testimonials 11
Hey, everyone! Another Monday fun day is on the horizon. Here’s some more stupidity for you to shake your head about.
- May the Lord continue to bless the Twerk Team.
- Telekinesis is just a more supernatural way to be lazy. – #RUFucius
- Afternoon Americans. That’s not a greeting, that’s the racial group I belong to. We’re a proud people that don’t start anything before noon.
- “My karma ran over my dogma.” c/o my homeboy Das. That is genius.
- I goeth HAAMlet.
- I’m pretty sure Popeye’s tried opening a buffet in Detroit in 1967. If my knowledge of history serves me correctly, it didn’t work very well.
- I’m tired as excuses.
- I’m out this bitch like a newborn baby. #BizarroFabolous Bye!
- #BasketballWives should’ve been called Basket Broads. Just has a ring to it. [Unlike most of the #BasketballWives! HA!]
- #collegetaughtme that the lottery is a more viable option to succeeding as an adult.
Take that, Basketball Wives… and college! I hope you realize, in 7 days, you will read more of these… for shame.
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