Ten Terrific Twitter Testimonials 13
April 4, 2011
- **BREAKING NEWS** Fox reports Pres. Obama is proven to not only be from Kenya, but that he is an African Booty Scratcher! News at 11.
- My Tron: Legacy review. That movies was AWESOME! And the Daft Punk soundtrack was sex. (that’s what I say now if something’s great)
- I left work and put the key in the wrong car. I thought to myself ‘All Saturns look alike.’ I was wondering… was that “carist” of me?
- Simply Lemonade was the result of stem cell research.
- Simply Lemonade is milked from mermaids.
- Jesus turned water to wine for the adults, but made Simply Lemonade for those underage.
- Why do security cameras always look like someone’s playing Megaman?
- Hey, R. Kelly… Shut up. Just shut up.
- I just HATE pop ups to porn sites I already frequent. Get me some new material.
- I bet the people that yell at you to go to Everest College took acting and public speaking classes at Everest College.
Yeah… ummm… I like Simply Lemonade.
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