Ten Terrific Twitter Testimonials 21
Happy Memorial Day and a special hello to Antarctica and the North Pole. You bodies of land don’t get shouted out enough. I respect the hell out of you. I know you won’t see this because neither of you have internet access, but keep the hope alive. For the rest of you, read these…
- Exclamation points = Cool points circa 2011
- The moon looks like one of God’s testicles. #SuperMoon
- Gaddafi, Qadhafi, Kadafy? Who knew there were so many different ways to spell asshole.
- If my third leg vibrated as much as my other two do when I THINK my phone is ringing, I’d certainly have a girlfriend.
- Hey, I had an idea for a song. Do you know anyone that plays the harpsichord? If so, tell them to cut that wack shit out.
- #icantdateagirl because it’s gross and illegal to date an underage female. If you can’t date a girl for any other reason, turn yourself in.
- After seeing this picture, I feel the need to call him Chrisqo. (this joke has so many layers lol) http://twitpic.com/4c4qi5
- I wonder if anyone has tried and/or succeeded in getting MASTRB8 on their license plate. I don’t know why I wonder that. I just do.
- Don’t sext using obscure references… “Girl you got me harder than winning Legends of the Hidden Temple” won’t get her hot.
- God damn mad dog. #PalindromeTweet
I like palindromes. I don’t like Palin drones.
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