Ten Terrific Twitter Testimonials 22
It’s so hot today I have no desire to have a laptop atop my lap. This is how much I love you all. Do you see?!
- It’s cold then a mug outside. A mug used to hold liquid nitrogen. This liquid nitrogen filled mug is also kept in the freezer for later use.
- I’m glad this weak is over.
- When I’m pissed, I talk shit. Then I throw up my hands. Finally, I come to an understanding. #BodilyFunctionCycleOfAnger
- #BetTenDollars Sunny D makes you have Cloudy P.
- #PetPeeve When it looks like Vega tried to open the bag of cereal. You must open cereal with civility and grace.
- Q. If you’re at home and there’s too much hot air going out, what is the first thing that you should shut? A. The hell up.
- I think stupid people should be allowed to park in handicap spaces.
- I know far too many beautiful women. I need more friends that look like “AAAHH!!! Real Monsters” so I can get my work done.
- This just in: Neither Target, Meijer, Wal-Mart nor Kroger end in S. Inform your comrades.
- I just wanted to tell you I’m taking donations to set up a razor-ring Plies vs. R. Kelly death match. Let’s make this happen.
The winner of that death match gets the honor of being shot in the face.
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