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You FAIL In Love

June 22, 2011

Why did I wait to talk about this dude? Because I wanted the exposure and pressure on Weiner to die down a bit first which is, without question, the grossest sentence I’ve ever typed. But seriously, I think the media coverage was a bit much. It got to the point where they were analyzing jerks (you only have to wait 2 seconds for Guy Gordon to say something hilarious in that video). And it’s all no thanks to Congressman Anthony Weiner.

I’ve already made a mistake. Due to his resignation, he’s no longer a congressman. He’s just a regular ol’ Ant Weiner now. So if you’ve had your TV off for the past few weeks, congratulations! But here’s why he’s in the news.

That’s the most PG it got. His junk was found on the internet. So the media, in a very tongue-in-cheek way, ran away with his faux pas and his last name. What a foolish, foolish sucka. Whoever these broads were that he DMed (that’s dick messaged), I’m sure they didn’t look like this…

That’s Huma Abedin. She gets to see Weiner in whatever the tangible version of pixels are. In the middle of everything coming out (no pun intended) we find out she’s pregnant with Tony’s baby. Did you take the photos first and then have sex with that gorgeous lady or vice versa? Either way, you must be a stupid. Yes, A stupid! If I was bangin’ Huma, not only would I not have time to take pictures of my peenuz (shout out to Alexyss Tylor), I wouldn’t have time to be a congressman. And why? So some trollop can download your wang to use against you later? Anthony Weiner, you’re dumb as a guy with the last name of a slang term for male genitalia caught in a sext scandal. Oh, and also…

2 Comments leave one →
  1. Devon permalink
    June 23, 2011 1:45 pm

    You’re final photo in the YOU FAIL IN LOVE series is always hilarious. The build-up in this one great, but the lead-up to the window-jumper-bride post is fantastic!

    • June 23, 2011 2:19 pm

      🙂 Thank you a bunch! They make themselves look stupid. All I have to do is add words to their stupid faces lol.

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