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You FAIL In Love

August 10, 2011

I know it’s been awhile, but the last month has been hectic for me. But, in that time span, there have been no shortage of dummies that fail in love. And talk about failing in love. Good Lord, Boi… Big Boi, to be exact. Yes, there is an OutKast on deck.

Good ol’ Antwan Patton. I would like to think he had a good time this past weekend, but I doubt it. Big Boi was arrested after getting off a cruise ship for have Ecstacy and Viagra. Wait, Ecstacy AND Viagra?! That sounds like the combo of someone failing in love-making. And what the hell kind of cruise ship is this? Does Carnival Cruise Lines have some rave boats they don’t advertise to us normies? Whatever the case my be, they should’ve showed pity instead of arresting him. When a man has to be chemically induced to get turned on then chemically induced again for his junk to work properly, the world is his prison. Sorry, Big Boi. It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion in the ocean. But if a cruise ship can’t make waves without “special gasoline”…

4 Comments leave one →
  1. Lisa G permalink
    August 15, 2011 1:43 pm

    Maybe his rap name was too much to live up to…

    • August 15, 2011 2:00 pm

      Sigh… you are a genius. You must understand that never even crossed my mind as I was writing it… no lie. You win.

  2. Lisa G permalink
    August 15, 2011 2:12 pm

    but i only wrote one itty bitty sentence!!! here’s the thing that’s bugging me now, though. does this mean that the guys in limp bizkit would be like porn stars or something????

    • August 15, 2011 2:31 pm

      No only because no man refers to his junk as a Bizkit because 1. what would that even mean and 2. they wouldn’t want their junk associated with Limp Bizkit in any way.

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