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You FAIL in Love

August 31, 2011

Welcome to another backside of a hump day. I hope your week has been a fine one thus far. If not, you might have to live vicariously through some celebrities. A couple had a particularly good end of August.

Yep, Beyonce and Jay-Z are pregnant. Now revealing your pregnancy on the MTV Video Music Awards is a bit like proposing at a college Quidditch match. But that’s neither here nor there. Also, this is not a fail. I’m very happy for them. So why are they on You FAIL in Love? Well I’ll tell you right after this picture because it’s funny to me as that’s probably EXACTLY what she said to him…

Beyonce and Jay-Z are arguably the best of their respective fields. They are royalty, whether the category is musical, African American or otherwise. (I’ve heard them amalgamated into Jayonce, but I don’t like that; So I’m going to call them…) Bey-Z’s baby is already better than all of us. I’m guessing Jay-Z had at least two orgasms because this child is surely the second coming. If Steve Jobs and Bill Gates could procreate, then maybe there would be some competition… BUT THEY CAN’T! This newborn is the Highlander and there can be only one. So there is nothing any of us can do to ever defeat this kid at anything… and it’s completely unfair! No, the Jay-Be baby is not a fail. But any other kid ever is. It’s over, American population, we can’t win. From this point on, all of our offspring are useless and the closest thing to royal we’ll get is using the “royal you” in…

All jokes aside, though, congratulations.

5 Comments leave one →
  1. what? permalink
    October 14, 2011 8:15 am

    i am in

  2. Why the fu*k would I tell you? permalink
    October 23, 2011 7:28 pm

    Horrible couple. Because of Jay Z, the baby is gonna turn out so ugly.

    • October 23, 2011 7:54 pm

      LOL You’re right. Point is it won’t matter that the kid will look like a nightmare, s/he will be invincible!

  3. jacqueline lopez permalink
    November 8, 2011 10:10 am

    lol………nope pritty and ugly couple makes the prittiest children.

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