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Haiku Tycoon

September 7, 2011

My good friend @illingsworth knows that anytime I’m on some version of social media, I have to do haikus. They are so fun to me. For any that don’t know, a haiku is a three line stanza. The first and third lines are five syllables and the second line is seven syllables. I’m going to type some, but be warned! This is not my area of expertise lol. Here we go!

I got a dollar

I got a dollar. Hey, hey,

Hey! Mmhmm… Yeah, bitch!

C is for cookie

That is good enough for me

Cookie starts with C

There’s no time to fear

Chronometrophobia

I fear the time’s lost

Chickens give you eggs

And cows give you milk to drink

Pigs are always killed (LOL)

I do understand

That sloth is a deadly sin

Yet, I over sit.

I hate mosquitoes

Centipedes, maggots and Plies

I guess he bugs me

I saved Kool-Aid points

Never got anything good

Except the Kool-Aid

I know a secret

‘Bout Nair… it’s short for “no hair”

…Unless it’s not *shrugs*

Operation Game

Always scared me. Please don’t take…

My Adam’s Apple

That’s all I’ve got… carry on with your day.

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. Lisa G permalink
    September 8, 2011 8:22 am

    I like this posting
    It makes me smile and chuckle
    So you most def win.

    … That was just embarrassing but I had to try.

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