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Haiku Tycoon Two

September 14, 2011

Thank you, Japan, for all you’ve done for me! Also, sorry, Japan, for what I’m about to do to your sacred form of poetry!

On the computer

Doing research for my job

Sigh, lies… watching porn.

Hey there, good lookin’!

Semicolon, hyphen and

Closed Parenthesis

Goodbye to summer

You won’t be missed. Sweating sucks…


My stomach, it growls

Like the angriest of dogs

Mouth foam is not food

Pretty ladies need

Much brainwashing to like me…

Here’s soap and water

Lil Wayne: Best Rapper

He said “Go in like goin'”?!

What? Yeah, never mind.

Junk mail is the worst

I don’t like these restaurants!

WOW! 10% off!

I’m losing my hair

So I cut all my hair off

My barber hates me

I need to work out

I feel better when I sweat…

Out all the cocaine

That was terribly stupid.

9 Comments leave one →
  1. Barack permalink
    September 14, 2011 3:33 pm

    Been sitting on hold
    Finally, he picks back up
    “What you want, nigga?!”

    • September 14, 2011 3:39 pm

      So that it’s on record, that was outstanding. You have been award 14 exclamation points. Use them wisely.

      • Jeff permalink
        September 14, 2011 3:48 pm

        Thanks! I’ll make a speech.
        “I am so honored to…” :KICK:
        Oh no you don’t, ‘Ye!

      • September 14, 2011 3:52 pm

        That’s the one. THAT’S the one that made my entire day. I’m happy with life!

  2. Jeff permalink
    September 14, 2011 3:42 pm

    I don’t get Weezy.
    Steady yapping, and just fug.
    The Jeffersons, right?

  3. coolbreezej permalink
    September 14, 2011 9:13 pm

    No brainwashing here
    I think you’re fresh on GP
    I’ll take that soap, tho.

    • September 15, 2011 5:08 am

      😀 Just don’t drop it! Because you’d have to pick it up which could cause a back strain. What did you think I was talking about?

  4. permalink
    September 15, 2011 8:03 am

    Lol. Khary, it takes skill to be gross without actually saying anything that’s really gross. Bravo. Now go use that soap on your own head.

    • September 15, 2011 2:14 pm

      😀 Thank you madam. I will do just that… my head stays in the gutter anyway so at least there will be water near.

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