A Wolverine in Wasilla
I’d like to personally thank everyone involved before I even start. This is the funniest story I’ve ever heard in my whole life. The randomness is raised to the Nth power. Everything about it since it surfaced let’s me know that joy and laughter still exists in this world. This is the story of Sarah Palin and Glen Rice.
First and foremost, I encourage schoolgirl giggles anywhere you deem appropriate. The abridged version goes like this: Sarah Heath (Palin), a budding sports reporter, and Glen Rice, a star basketball player for University of Michigan, met in 1987. They both attended The Great Alaska Shootout (schoolgirl giggles). Then, ACCORDING TO REPORTS IN JOE MCGINNISS’ BOOK (meaning I’m not to blame), they banged LMAO! My words, not McGinniss’. In ’88 she ran off with What’s-His-Face-Y’Know-The-Snowmobile-Guy Palin and got married.
Rice was quoted by McGinniss as saying “I remember it as if it was yesterday.” I bet you do! “We just hit it off.” I bet you did! “In a short time, we got to know a lot about one another.” I bet… man, c’mon… why would you even say that, Glen?! He wants me to laugh to death, that’s why.
The past is the past and it’s too bad that celebrity drudges things back up. With that said, this is too great. Glen rice?! That’s a name I never thought I’d hear in the news for any reason ever again. But when I do, it’s because he schtooped a 2008 presidential hopeful? That’s amazing! And why is Rice talking about it now? He’s good for keeping it a secret for this long. I KNOW Palin’s ol’ racist ass is sick, too! I’m sure she didn’t want anyone to know why she really sided with the teabaggers. But it’s all good, lady. Congrats to you both. I do, however, think it may be a good idea to get Bristol blood tested. It sounds to me like Sarah had her mind on Glen’s “black pistol” when she came up with her daughter’s name… just an observation.
P.S. The Great Alaska Shootout was in Anchorage. So if you were wondering about the inaccuracy of the title, I have an explanation. In my brain, Sarah Palin refers to her vagina as The Queen of Wasilla… that’s all. 😀