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Haiku Tycoon Three

October 12, 2011

I have NO idea what that means!

Syllables can be difficult to put into a 5-7-5 format… and to spell.

Harold and Kumar

Farouk Abdulmutallab

Fourth movie title?!

October has scares

And ghouls and ghosts and goblins

Secure your bowels


Swag on a hundred thousand!

Eat that wanton soup!


To the Lions and Tigers!

The Detroit wildlife

Better Made Hot Chips

Live up to their name. I feel

Like I ate the sun.

RIP Steve Jobs

You made fruit cool to people

To use, though… not eat.


Epic brawl this Saturday

They’ll play football too

There once was a man

From Nantucket. He couldn’t

Stand it. Burned it down.

Jack-o-lantern is

Such a funny word to me

…That’s it… there’s no more.

All of this is your fault, society.

2 Comments leave one →
  1. jeff permalink
    October 14, 2011 3:18 pm

    Royce likes to point out
    That’s it’s “MY-bach”. Whatever
    Get well soon Rick Ross

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